Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Sexy Sunday (Delayed)

Fashion Tip #1 : Law of Proportionality (Guys)


hot day outside? feeling a little skimpy? maybe you just like the wind in your armpits. Whatever the reason may be, if you decide to wear that new indi-looking singlet of yours out, remember to follow the

Law Of Proportionality.

never show or expose more than between 25-50% of skin. Always keep skin exposure to a minimum unless you're:


out to wiggle around town,


about to kill someone in a wrestling match,


or going to the beach.


Otherwise, please do keep to the numbers. Anything more than that and you're just waiting to be raped by Spandex Santa. Stay between the range and it shows that you have style and decency, and you're not an attention whore. For example,


proportionately exposed


No no no no.


always keep this in mind and you'll be good to go. Singlets are easy to match and unless you have really bad color coordination, should be impossible for you to get the look wrong. Conversely, in this really hot country, covering up more than 25% of your body is just impractical. Not shunned upon, but impractical. So stay safe kids, and remember to get your Marilyn Monroe singlets. Everyone should have one :) Stay tuned for Fit Friday! And by the way, like I said at the beginning of this blog, take every post with a pinch of salt!


thank you



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