keeping a straight face

doing what has to be done

Shaky

Bersih 3.0 - watching the videos and listening to the news just puts into perspective what a 'developing nation' really means. The little riots, the violence here and there, the everyday inconcludable debates, the sudden uprising of the minorities, and the promise of a better tomorrow. It is certain that although all these things have their own impacts, however good or bad, they all lead to the bigger picture. Change. I wouldn't call it a revolution for it carries too strong a meaning. But Change, is a definite outcome.

As mortifying as it may seem to see your own county face such problems in the everyday news, it should come as no surprise. At only a young tender age of 55 years, Malaysia is bound to experience many a turbulent time to come. Many mistakes that need to be made so that we may learn. Many lives to be lost so that we may cherish. Tougher times that need to come and past, so that we may unite. ASSUMING that America, a 'first world country', is a perfect example of where Malaysia should aim to stand, then boy do we have a long journey ahead. It took America more than 230 years to vote it's first 'Black' president into the Whitehouse. Yes, we have a long way to go.

Do not give up hope in this country, for the only way for a better tomorrow is a to open your eyes to today. Don't get me wrong, i am not asking you to go into the streets and demand for an instant change. I am merely expressing my opinion that we are indeed New in this world and should understand that it takes Time. In the abundance of media and international news, it is easy to make a mislead judgement of the situation that we are facing. Oh yes, we live in the 21st country, what is the need for such violence and madness to call for change. Well what is the difference between what we are now, and what humans were a 100, 200 years ago. Education? Economical status? Think about it, if everyone in the world got smarter, no one is actually smarter. If everyone in the world was rich, no one is really richer. The problems they faced a 100 years ago are exactly the same as the problems now, just on a different, 'smarter' and 'richer' level. So really to me, nothing has changed and we are definitely in for some tough times.

It just scares me to see it actually happening.

The Joy of Sharing

this is just something I think everyone can appreciate. The man with The Beard, Justin Vernon of Bon Iver.

Amazing.

Sexy Sunday : Vintage

vintage fashion to me, defines the line 'Old is Gold'. Especially in Malaysia where it is sunny more often than not, the subtle yet vibrant vintage colors are really easy to pull off and fun to match. You can do just about anything with vintage colors, from bags, shirts, pants, shorts, watches, sunglasses, right down to the underwear you have on. One thing about the colors is that you really can't go wrong mixing the colors unless you have really bad color coordination and/or are color blind! Here are two examples of a vintage color palette:

Vintage Color Palette #1

Vintage Color Palette #2

as you can see, they're really vibrant yet subdued. They don't attract TOO much attention but still make a statement. Especially if you get it right! My personal favorites are the blue and brown/olive shades, brown being easier to match cause i'm Chinese like that.

simplicity is a virtue! I didn't want to over do the vintage look so i just topped it off with a simple white shirt.

if you have the guts and the flare to pull off more daring colors, DO IT! i just prefer a more subtle look. If you wanna know where my stuff are from just leave a comment

Another thing about vintage looks are.. CHINOS! every guy should have a pair of chinos, whether it be pink, purple, black, blue or all the colors in spectrum. You Must Have Chinos. It is extremely easy to pull off and when used with a bit of creativity can do wonders!

chinos chinos chinos

moar chinos!

seriously, get a pair. it doesn't have to be expensive or be from a super high end brand, just as long as it looks like a pair of chinos :) wear a singlet, a tshirt, a buttoned shirt, a blazer, vest, cardigan, WHATEVER, and it'll go well! Goodluck with your

Vintage Adventure

Dear Lord,

thank you, for the most amazing and wonderful 40 months of my life. Nothing will replace the experience and the memories. The love and the lost. The joy and the pain. The ups and the downs. Never will i forget, nor will i regret. Lord, you have tested me and I have failed. I don't deserve such a blessing, and i won't ask for another. Not till I am absolutely sure I am ready to retake the test.

You have taught me more than i could ever hope to learn. You have brought to light a part of me i would never have seen on my own. My mistakes and my flaws, my good and my bad. You were there when everyone else was not. You were there when i looked for others. You were there no matter what. I don't know how to explain such selflessness. Such devotion and care. I just cannot find the words. I thank you lord, for showing me such a human being, and I am sorry. I am sorry for taking your wonderful creation, one of your angels, and making her human. I am sorry for making her hate and despise. I am sorry for making her feel anything less than an angel.

i am so sorry, and i will not ask for another.

Night Out : MASH@Ecoba

Ecoba recently had an Open Mic Night event to raise funds for Alda Evan Tan, a 29 year old musician who recently had pretty serious brain complications that required surgery. Read More Here. My friend performed that night and we decided to have a good night out and show our support to both my friend and Alda Evan Tan. Alda recently underwent surgery and if I am not wrong, is showing signs of recovery. May everything turn out alright for him and his family. Our prayers are with you.

Kaiyisha Zawawi and Muhaimin

Forgot the name of this band :(

camwhoring with Melissa!

The Puppeteers!

a.k.a. Kyren, Brandon, Terry, and Herman

Wonderful performance by them

I hope you took the time to read the story of Alda Evan Tan and show your support in any way or form in his present time of need! There's another Fit Friday post coming up soon so stay tuned for that! 

thank you

Busy Rhubarb

sorry i haven't been able to update my blog, and won't be able to at least till the end of this week. Got a midterm, final speech and a history paper to write. If i do get the chance to update before the end of the week i will! If not, i promise something will be up by Saturday :)

thousand apologies.

in the mean time,

Have Some Fun <--- Here

and check out the trailer for this movie! looks promising,

Meet : Andie

here's an undiscovered girl and she deserves way more hits! Love her spunk and her attitude. Coupled with that Australian accent and an amazing voice, she has the potential to melt hearts. Here are a few of her videos, enjoy.

amazeballs.

Fit Fridays

Warning 18SX 

(will not be accountable for any mental scarring)

Okay yes i'm sorry i'm a little late. This was supposed to be up last Friday but I've been so swamped with work lately, and the semester is coming to an end which just multiplies the shitfulness of it all. But finally, here it is, workout tip #1

want a Greek Godlike Physique like Mr.Manly Man over here?

then I have one simple and effective tip for you!

Go To Gym With A Boner

it has been scientifically proven that during an erection, hormones rush through the entire body, acting as a natural steroid therefore promoting muscle growth. So you wanna get Jacked bro? Jack it up! With your erection activated, you will notice your strength increases in leaps and bounds!

Skeptical about such fuckery, i had to try it out for myself! Before, i was unable to lift even the bar up.  However, after a 30 minute video of two hot women talking about their feelings, my mega boner was activated and I could lift the bar plus 20kgs! That's an amazing 678% increase in strength!

A-A-A-Amazing!

This is how a boner induced workout frenzy should look like, notice the mega boner

If you still don't believe me, read on!

My pitiful girl-like strength didn't even allow me to pull myself up and this was morbidly depressing. Determined to lift myself off the ground one way or another, i resorted to massive boner induced strength.

Before : Me and my depressed self :(

One look at this, and BOOM! I feel an instant tightening of my muscles and a rush of man hormones coursing through my veins!

Never have i soared to such heights! I-I-I-Incredible!

Still don't believe me?

BOOM, muscle P-P-P-Powerrrr!

So if you ever feel like you're too weak or incapable, just remember! 'Hard On for Hard Strength!' If you need any help or are unsure of any of the methods, please do not hesitate to inquire. If you ever need any material for your 'gymming' purposes, feel free to approach me. I am always finding new things that get me excited and I am more than willing to share!

"Hard On for Hard Strength!"

okay in all seriousness, go and search this shit up. You will shit bricks.

thank you

Sexy Sunday (Delayed)

Fashion Tip #1 : Law of Proportionality (Guys)


hot day outside? feeling a little skimpy? maybe you just like the wind in your armpits. Whatever the reason may be, if you decide to wear that new indi-looking singlet of yours out, remember to follow the

Law Of Proportionality.

never show or expose more than between 25-50% of skin. Always keep skin exposure to a minimum unless you're:

out to wiggle around town,

about to kill someone in a wrestling match,

or going to the beach.

Otherwise, please do keep to the numbers. Anything more than that and you're just waiting to be raped by Spandex Santa. Stay between the range and it shows that you have style and decency, and you're not an attention whore. For example,

proportionately exposed

No no no no.

always keep this in mind and you'll be good to go. Singlets are easy to match and unless you have really bad color coordination, should be impossible for you to get the look wrong. Conversely, in this really hot country, covering up more than 25% of your body is just impractical. Not shunned upon, but impractical. So stay safe kids, and remember to get your Marilyn Monroe singlets. Everyone should have one :) Stay tuned for Fit Friday! And by the way, like I said at the beginning of this blog, take every post with a pinch of salt!

thank you

Apologies

i'm so sorry but the Sexy Sunday post is to be postponed! it'll be up either today or tomorrow. Have a wonderful week ahead!

I'm like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other. - Holly Golightly